I read this today and it made me laugh….and then was reminded of the great clip on reversing things.
In my next life I want to live backwards.
You start out dead, and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and have a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day then VOILA!
You finish off as an orgasm…
BUT ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE ……